The Blonde Teacher

A blonde gets a job as a teacher

She notices a boy in the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him

'You ok?' she says

'Yes' he says

'You can play with the other kids you know' she says

'It's best I stay here' he says

'Why?' says the blonde

The boy says 'Because I am the goalie'